Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Postscript

Im sorry for being so angry about this Please know that there is foul language in the post below and that small children cant read it but I just need to send a message to falmekers not to Fu*k up so bad with their tentpole films

Alvin ANd The Chipmunks The squeequel




Honestly, hated thsi Shit flick. Couldnt stand alvin couldnt stand his friends. Took my great Aunt to see it and she hates me now because i Lied and said i had already seen it and I said it looked good but i hadnt alvin ruined my life. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALVIN!!!!!!!"
In my defence it wasnt a lie because I had played the liscensed Squekquel / A&CM 1 gaming pantheon many times over, knew plot and backstory + canon non-film info (such as that there are bad chipmunks too and alvin and his buds fought them) But I didn't expect this piece of shit to fall right into the lap of me and my great aunt and our respect for one another. I tried to show her that I was on her side, called it "Alvin and the SHitmunks the squeekquel" but she didnt get it. It honestly really makes me angry that Fulmakers will take a dump on there audience like thise, it was too muchj about the girl chipmunks (Who cares ) and the action "squeequences"? Too few too shitty as they say. http://lh3.ggpht.com/_Lf-zulIfC1Q/SzALG3hDrfI/AAAAAAAAAQk/itXRLf6MlhA/s640/Fullscreen%20capture%2012222009%2075312%20AM.jpg
The worst part for me was the build up. I preordered DVD before seeing a film, that was a mistake. The adverstisedmentgs make the film look very, hip, cool, even a little "hood" but its not. The outfites depicted in ads do not even come up in the felm it;s just normal clothes alvins brothers suck

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