Ratatouille

So gross, and yet, so excitin! ;D This Pixer Movey Is More Fun Then A Barrel O Monkeys its about a rat who cooks. coooks what. well he cooks some of the best french Food ever, but hes a rat. The reason this movey is gross. Is that rats carry many disease. Like bubonic plag, Bubonic plage is a lymph infection- killed lots of folks in europe lots of years ago but dont worry, ratatouille isnt about that. Its about a rat who cooks some of the best french Food ever but because hes rat no one wants to eat it! Specially not the big fat chef. so whats a rat to do? He makes the big fat chef step on some broken glass, killed him, he murdered the fucking big fat chef and everyone in the theater cheered...and laughed...and i did too, cuz you know what...lifes too short to cry over every big fat chef, and besides that waas a weird chef who wouldnt eat the food. Just wouldnt eat it, he said "nope you a rat. Rats give the bubonic plague, or well the fleas do...but come on people! The fleas live on the rats, aint gonna get me the bubonic plage." The chef has a southern accent, hes a rednect; above you see a pic of mr chefy chef with his girlfriend; in the end the rat saves the day. The food is delicious, everyone is verry hapy to eat it, yum yum, in my tum.

Monsters, Inc

Monsters, Inc What can you say about this. Well Monsters Inc is about Mike, a 1 eye, he goes on a adventure to a world of - you guessed it monsters inc. In the world theres a big blue guy, Hello mister blue guy! His name is suly And also a crappy girl named boo, what a cute name right? well she is a b****, she ruins every thing in mosters inc. I couldnt help but hate boo. She is one of the worst, she is dumb. What a dumb guy, she ruins all the big moster plans! Its a good movey tho, at the end she dies (Mike tricks her into steppin on some broken glass (like in homealone)) (she dies at the end) Booooo!

Come on people no need to ruin plans

Shrek

Shrek, a film based on the book of the same name, is the story of a big ogre, big and scary that is, who makes love with a girl ogre, and also there is lord farquaad, so short! Lord farquaad is so short he can barely live, what kind of lord is that! Litle lord shorty pants (as i call him) is rounding up many magic celebrities - like the gingerbread man, who he tortures and also a black donkey. The black donkey can talk, and sing, he accompanies shrek on his journey and let me tell ya - it's Mega! :)