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The Tigger Movey

The tigger movey tigger is a tiger, a fake tiger. He lives in the hundred acre wood. He wants to bounce w/ his friends, fake bear, fake donky, fake kangaroo, another fake kangaroo, actual rabbit, actual owl, and fake swine. This is their personality profile
This is tigger, he's the big star of the show! tiggers lonely (im lonely too) tiggers lonely, because he is the only one, of himself. Poor tigger. He doesnt have a family, to hang out with. I have a family to hang out with, but i dont have anyone not in my family, to hang out with...maybe its the opposite problem but tiggers plight is sure familiar to me. If its familiar to you, maybe leave a comment?










This is Piglet, piglets a nervous individual. Hes a fake swine, but he's no big fat swine. Hes shaped more like a rabbit. He likes his chair but tigger throws it in the fire as a joke, piglet doesnt think its funny and hates tigger




this be Winnie The Pooh, the famous bear. He likes to eat Honey, that might be why he's so yellow! XD In the beginning of the movey tigger breaks through the door of his house...unfortunately pooh likes honey, so right after his front door, theres just staks of honey pots ------ Oh no! Tiggers gone an knocked em all down! Hell

Pooh gets steamed at this...he has to stack all the honey again. Pooh hates tiger

these are the main players....

tigger bounces, no one else can bounce, tigger wants to bounce with Piglet and Winnie but they wont because they hate him. He wants to find a family, but he doesnt realize. His family, is the people he already knows

hich

Hitch a film like no other. Hitch plays a man who is good at getting together with his female friends he meets at bars, clubs, and the market, but he nows a guy that aint. His name is Willsmith, which is a british Name. Willsmith is wants to have a girlfrint so he asks his woman-good frieand Hitch to help him out. Hitch is a slick fella. ck fella. Hitch grappling hooks or climes onto the sides of roofes and looks in through all the windows, to make sure, that willsmith is making love, and if he isnt....well "let's just say" Hitch wont be happy!

Ratatouille

So gross, and yet, so excitin! ;D This Pixer Movey Is More Fun Then A Barrel O Monkeys its about a rat who cooks. coooks what. well he cooks some of the best french Food ever, but hes a rat. The reason this movey is gross. Is that rats carry many disease. Like bubonic plag, Bubonic plage is a lymph infection- killed lots of folks in europe lots of years ago but dont worry, ratatouille isnt about that. Its about a rat who cooks some of the best french Food ever but because hes rat no one wants to eat it! Specially not the big fat chef. so whats a rat to do? He makes the big fat chef step on some broken glass, killed him, he murdered the fucking big fat chef and everyone in the theater cheered...and laughed...and i did too, cuz you know what...lifes too short to cry over every big fat chef, and besides that waas a weird chef who wouldnt eat the food. Just wouldnt eat it, he said "nope you a rat. Rats give the bubonic plague, or well the fleas do...but come on people! The fleas live on the rats, aint gonna get me the bubonic plage." The chef has a southern accent, hes a rednect; above you see a pic of mr chefy chef with his girlfriend; in the end the rat saves the day. The food is delicious, everyone is verry hapy to eat it, yum yum, in my tum.

Monsters, Inc

Monsters, Inc What can you say about this. Well Monsters Inc is about Mike, a 1 eye, he goes on a adventure to a world of - you guessed it monsters inc. In the world theres a big blue guy, Hello mister blue guy! His name is suly And also a crappy girl named boo, what a cute name right? well she is a b****, she ruins every thing in mosters inc. I couldnt help but hate boo. She is one of the worst, she is dumb. What a dumb guy, she ruins all the big moster plans! Its a good movey tho, at the end she dies (Mike tricks her into steppin on some broken glass (like in homealone)) (she dies at the end) Booooo!

Come on people no need to ruin plans

Shrek

Shrek, a film based on the book of the same name, is the story of a big ogre, big and scary that is, who makes love with a girl ogre, and also there is lord farquaad, so short! Lord farquaad is so short he can barely live, what kind of lord is that! Litle lord shorty pants (as i call him) is rounding up many magic celebrities - like the gingerbread man, who he tortures and also a black donkey. The black donkey can talk, and sing, he accompanies shrek on his journey and let me tell ya - it's Mega! :)

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Homealone

Homealone...what can you say about this folm. In it a little boy kills burglars, they want to kill him but he kills them, using all kines of the best tricks - in the book! He makes them step on broken glass
Yowza! The most famous scene in this movey is he puts his hands on his cheeks, oh no! he/s very scard not very brave i must say...but he does the job! he kills them, good job kevin

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One of the cntral themes of this movey is family, Kevin loves his family and they love him. but they accidently leave hin homealone you say, actually it was a test, because they love him, cute little fellar! They needed to see if he had the wits, to fend for himself, and kill the badguys...sometimes a familys gotta do what its gotta do!

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Adam Sandler stares in what can only be called...a Mega Movey... In it a man played to the limit by Adam Sandler stares as a man who has a special TV controller that can make people Freeze, Mute, even Fast Forward, he uses it for the most zany reasons.....like to fart in his bosses face....and to look at a girls B-words, my favorite part is he uses it to make his DOG quieter barking!
As you can see the poster above shows many of the main elements that make this such a movey. his wife, is hot, there is a pictue of adam sandler yellin', what's he yellin' at? You'll have to find out, theres a doggie, the doggie is very important to the movey, because he finds out about the magic remote by making the doggie quiet down a litte!, and his kids and his boss

lol "You Son Of A Bitch There Are Families Here Show Some Repsect!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT0M9HqQRB0
Also one of the best parts, in my opinion, is also when he accidently makes everything move faster, very cool you might say, actually very sad, because he grows old and his kids grouw up, very sad you see, hes gonna die if this keeps up! and his kids wont have him, luckily, he saves the day, not goning to tell you how, just going to have to see for yourself, i guess

I can guaruntee this is One movey you Wont want to "Fast-forward" through!

It Has Been Brought To My Attention

That The Dark Batmans Real Name Is The Dark Night Sorry Darlings

Matrix

Matrix is a movey staring Keanu Reves, son of christopher Reves, who was supermans famous alter ego - no coincidence there, people! Keanu does a Super job on this movey, and it shows. he is an incredible actor becaus he does things so, very fast, he must be very atheletic...or maybe just the sun of Sup=man.q


this is a pix aof Keanu Reves (the one in sunglases) on a motocycle with Harry Potter (the famous dinosaur from the movie of the same name) On their way to the big premier of The Matrix

anyway The matrix is a movy about What if you were sucke into a computer? It is the sequel to the famous film Tron whic is about the same thing...but dont expet to see any light bicycles in this movey ! It stars off with a scene of Keanu Reves seling cds, cds are illegal, and he is a hacker, then the police come, but not just any police, superhero police, and he is In The MAtrics "Are u going to swallow the red pill or Da Blu Pill" thats the choice he must decide. he taks the blue one which makes him turn into a computer-man, then he's in a computer game wich is the same as real life only he can fly, he gets chased by guys, and "Agent Smith" whose the king of the superhero police shoots him but...little does he know...its "Bullet Time!" Time Ta Dodge Some Bullets That Is! ;p

austin Powers

"Yeah, baby Yeah!" this is a very "Groovy" film starring adam sandlers, as the titular caracter...no pun intended...you see he loves women, alot, and mates with them and its like No Biggi. I like this film Because i think a lot of what Austin Powers stands for is the truth, why do we think its wrong to make love allot, probably because of religion, and president bush tells us no mating, Fuck religion, as some mite say...this is a liberal movey. Well at lest it lets people love each other. like alot of adam sandlers films thers a messege behind all the jokes, and if you pay attention you can learn alot from the silly antics of Mr. powers.

i mean Comeon ppl, what is so wrong with some sex? "Oh Behave!"

I'm Legend

im legend is a film staring will smith, a man who acts in many movies and is also a popular singer, its about nyc ("The Big Apple") and every1's dead, except, will smith, and his future girl friend, and her son, and his (will smiths not her sons) (will smiths name is nevel) doggie named sammy. i went to the house were nevel lives (nevel isnt real but i went to the house where they pretended nevel lives when they make movey)

at the begining nevel tries to shoott a deer to eat it but he cant, then he excercizes. he makes his arms stronger, and he makes his legs strogner, this is foreshadowing for when spoiler alert "he is stronger later in the film" spoiler alert over people! then one of the fimls subplot's starts, nevel tris to get sammey (his dogie) to eat vegetables, so sammey can be as strong as neveley ;), but it is left unresloved.

then something scarey hapens...nevel sees a ghost...in a honted house. it is like a ghost of a vampire (twilight anyone? :p) because if it go's outside it dies. "Thats Gotta Hoit!" one of te ghosts gives nevel a big spook, the ghosts spookes him, and kill his doggie (sammy) at the end he makes love

The Dark batman

Hi friends its me paul today i will review a film i saw. it is called the dark batman. the dark batman is about batman, The joker, and two-faced man. batman is superhero, his power is to fly. the joker is the bad guy, he dosnt have any powers twofaced man is a mini badguy who's power is to flip a coin, and if it lands on heads, you die. i think the movie is very good, it had some jokes in it and also some scary parts, and the joker is very famous, his most famous quote is "Why so serious." i went to see it with my gf. during the movie the joker puts a bomb in a mans body. it explodes then he puts a bomb on twofaced man and he almost dies. batman saves him though. then he shoots batman and batman kicks him of a cliff. onto some spikes.

One of my favorite things about the Dark night was it is one of the more Serious moveys alot of people think batmans are for kids that is not always true. This is a very deep movey and it is one of my favortsf or this year also you should see it so youl'l know what pppl mene when they say..."Why So serious."