Saturday, January 24, 2009

Click


Adam Sandler stares in what can only be called...a Mega Movey... In it a man played to the limit by Adam Sandler stares as a man who has a special TV controller that can make people Freeze, Mute, even Fast Forward, he uses it for the most zany reasons.....like to fart in his bosses face....and to look at a girls B-words, my favorite part is he uses it to make his DOG quieter barking!
As you can see the poster above shows many of the main elements that make this such a movey. his wife, is hot, there is a pictue of adam sandler yellin', what's he yellin' at? You'll have to find out, theres a doggie, the doggie is very important to the movey, because he finds out about the magic remote by making the doggie quiet down a litte!, and his kids and his boss

lol "You Son Of A Bitch There Are Families Here Show Some Repsect!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT0M9HqQRB0
Also one of the best parts, in my opinion, is also when he accidently makes everything move faster, very cool you might say, actually very sad, because he grows old and his kids grouw up, very sad you see, hes gonna die if this keeps up! and his kids wont have him, luckily, he saves the day, not goning to tell you how, just going to have to see for yourself, i guess

I can guaruntee this is One movey you Wont want to "Fast-forward" through!

Monday, January 19, 2009

It Has Been Brought To My Attention

That The Dark Batmans Real Name Is The Dark Night Sorry Darlings

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Matrix



Matrix is a movey staring Keanu Reves, son of christopher Reves, who was supermans famous alter ego - no coincidence there, people! Keanu does a Super job on this movey, and it shows. he is an incredible actor becaus he does things so, very fast, he must be very atheletic...or maybe just the sun of Sup=man.q


this is a pix aof Keanu Reves (the one in sunglases) on a motocycle with Harry Potter (the famous dinosaur from the movie of the same name) On their way to the big premier of The Matrix

anyway The matrix is a movy about What if you were sucke into a computer? It is the sequel to the famous film Tron whic is about the same thing...but dont expet to see any light bicycles in this movey ! It stars off with a scene of Keanu Reves seling cds, cds are illegal, and he is a hacker, then the police come, but not just any police, superhero police, and he is In The MAtrics "Are u going to swallow the red pill or Da Blu Pill" thats the choice he must decide. he taks the blue one which makes him turn into a computer-man, then he's in a computer game wich is the same as real life only he can fly, he gets chased by guys, and "Agent Smith" whose the king of the superhero police shoots him but...little does he know...its "Bullet Time!" Time Ta Dodge Some Bullets That Is! ;p

Monday, January 12, 2009

austin Powers

"Yeah, baby Yeah!" this is a very "Groovy" film starring adam sandlers, as the titular caracter...no pun intended...you see he loves women, alot, and mates with them and its like No Biggi. I like this film Because i think a lot of what Austin Powers stands for is the truth, why do we think its wrong to make love allot, probably because of religion, and president bush tells us no mating, Fuck religion, as some mite say...this is a liberal movey. Well at lest it lets people love each other. like alot of adam sandlers films thers a messege behind all the jokes, and if you pay attention you can learn alot from the silly antics of Mr. powers.

i mean Comeon ppl, what is so wrong with some sex? "Oh Behave!"

I'm Legend

im legend is a film staring will smith, a man who acts in many movies and is also a popular singer, its about nyc ("The Big Apple") and every1's dead, except, will smith, and his future girl friend, and her son, and his (will smiths not her sons) (will smiths name is nevel) doggie named sammy. i went to the house were nevel lives (nevel isnt real but i went to the house where they pretended nevel lives when they make movey)

at the begining nevel tries to shoott a deer to eat it but he cant, then he excercizes. he makes his arms stronger, and he makes his legs strogner, this is foreshadowing for when spoiler alert "he is stronger later in the film" spoiler alert over people! then one of the fimls subplot's starts, nevel tris to get sammey (his dogie) to eat vegetables, so sammey can be as strong as neveley ;), but it is left unresloved.

then something scarey hapens...nevel sees a ghost...in a honted house. it is like a ghost of a vampire (twilight anyone? :p) because if it go's outside it dies. "Thats Gotta Hoit!" one of te ghosts gives nevel a big spook, the ghosts spookes him, and kill his doggie (sammy) at the end he makes love

The Dark batman

Hi friends its me paul today i will review a film i saw. it is called the dark batman. the dark batman is about batman, The joker, and two-faced man. batman is superhero, his power is to fly. the joker is the bad guy, he dosnt have any powers twofaced man is a mini badguy who's power is to flip a coin, and if it lands on heads, you die. i think the movie is very good, it had some jokes in it and also some scary parts, and the joker is very famous, his most famous quote is "Why so serious." i went to see it with my gf. during the movie the joker puts a bomb in a mans body. it explodes then he puts a bomb on twofaced man and he almost dies. batman saves him though. then he shoots batman and batman kicks him of a cliff. onto some spikes.

One of my favorite things about the Dark night was it is one of the more Serious moveys alot of people think batmans are for kids that is not always true. This is a very deep movey and it is one of my favortsf or this year also you should see it so youl'l know what pppl mene when they say..."Why So serious."