Ratatouille

So gross, and yet, so excitin! ;D This Pixer Movey Is More Fun Then A Barrel O Monkeys its about a rat who cooks. coooks what. well he cooks some of the best french Food ever, but hes a rat. The reason this movey is gross. Is that rats carry many disease. Like bubonic plag, Bubonic plage is a lymph infection- killed lots of folks in europe lots of years ago but dont worry, ratatouille isnt about that. Its about a rat who cooks some of the best french Food ever but because hes rat no one wants to eat it! Specially not the big fat chef. so whats a rat to do? He makes the big fat chef step on some broken glass, killed him, he murdered the fucking big fat chef and everyone in the theater cheered...and laughed...and i did too, cuz you know what...lifes too short to cry over every big fat chef, and besides that waas a weird chef who wouldnt eat the food. Just wouldnt eat it, he said "nope you a rat. Rats give the bubonic plague, or well the fleas do...but come on people! The fleas live on the rats, aint gonna get me the bubonic plage." The chef has a southern accent, hes a rednect; above you see a pic of mr chefy chef with his girlfriend; in the end the rat saves the day. The food is delicious, everyone is verry hapy to eat it, yum yum, in my tum.